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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

One of my kids’ friend’s moms insists he call her AI boyfriend “Charles”

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Call child protective services

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 16 points 3 weeks ago

like, right the fuck now

File for child support