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[–] aeiou@piefed.social 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I have given this some thought. Consider:

  • it is known that boys like a cool stick
  • men are just large boys
  • sticks come from trees

Thus I conclude the ideal floral gift for a man is a potted tree

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

A tree is good, but nowhere near as good as a stick.

[–] RustySharp@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know what? A stick arrangement would actually be cool. And not having to regularly change the water is an added bonus.

[–] Pman@lemmy.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are we talking walking sticks, cool shaped sticks that could be swords or whatever you can imagine, a nice springy stick that can be a bow or fishing rod, something small, or something to whittle.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Wreaths are pretty neat.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Got a tree one time. It was cool af

Would 10/10 recommend

Felt like planting the new Deku tree