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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Having candles on your birthday cakes at all is pretty gay at that age

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You don't have candles on your birthday cake just because you're grown up? What a sad life.

No homo, but I love to blow a big candle on my b-day.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Big candle sounds like a plausible euphemism like bull or twink.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I've never seen a sentence use the same dumb logic it criticizes so succinctly before

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is an most joyful occasion for gaiety...

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Yep thanks, picked up on that, so was my reply. Whoosh, I guess.