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[โ€“] argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

@Vespair

Wait'll you see how many bacteria there are.

@Nusm

[โ€“] Vespair@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Incomprehensibly more.

I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what do you mean see they are tiny.

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i'm on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways

OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something

dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways