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Bidet is cool, but how do you dry your ass? Also, what to do when you miss and a stream of water takes shit away off your asshole to other places like clothes and other parts of your body
2 sheets of toilet paper.
It's hard to miss
It doesn't, it's still in the bowl.
It's easier than it might seem.
Too little.
Yes, but it happens
It does
I've been using this for a while, but then I realized that it wasn't convenient for me and I stopped pooping altogether
Not for me. But feel free to use more. I have 6 layered toiletpapier.
Never happened to me.
Are you Kim Yong Un? Because he works so hard, he burns everything so he never has to poop either.
We have a bidet and I still just reach over and soak TP a few times instead, just feels more thorough.