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[–] squirrel@piefed.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass

Yes. I only use toilet paper afterwards to dry everything.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I tried that but it just does not clean that well it seems. The toilet paper gets dirty

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You maybe have a shitty bidet, or its settings need to be adjusted .
Also there's a bit of technique - you gotta move around a bit; work the spray around to get everything.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's a standalone one

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Use your hands and wash with soap. Then use toilet paper to pat dry afterwards. That’s what I do and you can’t get any cleaner than that.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I only do that in severe cases

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Try Adding a light abrasive to the Water. You can find bulk sillica at your local bodyshop.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How would that work? I cannot just open it up and put it inside the plumbing

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well you could add a T fitting on your Water source and weld a large venturi effectue Hopper to it, filled with the abrasive. However i think your best course of action is not to see if you can do it but ask yourself if you should.

Wet blasting : https://m.youtube.com/shorts/0y-aE5QoF9E

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I already know the answer to be I should not