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What do you suppose her plan is after this?
Plan is not to get her blood tested for drugs and alcohol. Handcuff locks are supposedly easy to pick if she got help there, but they will grab her again obviously. If she can wait until drugs and alcohol leave her system she can beat that rap.
Of course now she can be charged with more serious charges, felonies even, fleeing and eluding. Michigan is a police state.
Yeah they're super easy to pick and they all have the same key. It's intentional to ensure cops can get out of them and any cop can let anyone out.
This can and has been utilized at riots in the past
Knitting, jigsaw puzzles, change the oil in the car ... something requiring the use of her hands, I expect.
If she’s flexible enough to escape like that she can probably at least get her arms under her bum to get them in front.
But then lock picking would be my next hobby.