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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's why you answer just as equally:

I had ten on me last night. Would you like some left over pubic hair too?

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Could also go with accusing them of projecting and rescinding the offer on that basis

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 3 points 1 day ago

These two look friendly. I presumed they are roommates, so they comfortable sharing food and clothes. It's just some roommates need to be reeducated on proper lines and questions not to crossed&asked.

If the shock of my suggestion gets in, e may be able to retrospect:

Wait, why am I asking to to indirectly kiss my roommate from the drink e is drinking from?

The idea is that the askee can get es own drink, and only wants permission.

Our canteen rules are extremely simple: take whatever you want, but replace it ASAP. That way nobody gets to miss out on their favourites.