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submitted 23 hours ago by irelephant@programming.dev to c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

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[–] brap@lemmy.world 55 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

I like it, but it’s even worse than that as I’ve never had my printer murder motorcyclists or trap me inside and burn my body into dust.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 63 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Don't worry. HP is working on this for their next firmware update.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

Brb, buying every model of HP printer (gotta get a chance at going first, if you don't shoot you can't score)

[–] brap@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

Haha of course they are. Fucking HP.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

There was a bug in HP printers that let people remotely set them on fire.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 12 hours ago

No, see, we only call it a bug if it isn't meant to be in the software. In this case, it's a feature.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 19 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

That's not from lack of desire, but ability.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 14 points 21 hours ago

The spirit is willing, but the cord is short.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Man, imagine a printer with arms. You’re not surviving the night.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 15 hours ago

I got a shotgun, though. I think I've got a chance.

[–] fitgse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 19 hours ago

In the early 2000s my hp printer had a paper jam and the error message from cups was “printer on fire!”

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 15 hours ago

I’ve never had my printer murder motorcyclists

But I suspect it would if it could.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 9 points 20 hours ago

While telling you it can't open the door because it's out of magenta.