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[โ€“] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I am so down with this fantasy, but I might be too heavy for a pony. I've always wanted a donkey though because I found out they can be friends with dogs. My poodle/sheepdog would love a donkey buddy named Clip Clop.

We could also get you two ponies you could landski