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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Can't have real humans with unauthorized opinions "corrupting" the minds of our students.

Also, fuck Melania, she's a horrible person, just fucking horrible, like the rest of them.

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hard to distinguish who is the robot in the image.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 20 hours ago

It's the stiff, uncanny looking figure in white.