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Both involving One of these
First time my manager was micromanaging me what buttons to press, so I did a malicious compliance and let him make me spill around 150kg of honey on the floor.
Second time I tried teaching a new lad how to work it, and he insisted that I shut up and leave him to it because he knows how to do it because hes not thick and it was pretty insulting that I thought he was that thick. Just stood back and casually watched him spill 2 tons of beef and blood all over the floor.
Neither one was properly my fault, but I deliberately did nothing to stop either one and laughed inside the whole way.
Is that a mixing drum? Where were you making with honey and beef?
The honey was for honey-roasted ham, and the beef was just frozen beef that got defrosted. Separate instances like.
Gotcha, thanks! Now I'm hungry.
I love those answers