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What they don't teach us in schools in America is that beaver assholes smell like vanilla and maraschino cherries.
Lol. That's weirdly specific. It's probably closer to 'old leather chair in a log cabin with a roaring fire whilst smoking vanilla tobacco', but yeah there are both vanilla and dried fruit undertones. I wouldn't be putting castoreum on my banana split though.
this is why I support adding Beaver Sniffing to the curricula
I bet all the seats to that course would be snatched up in an instant.