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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

“I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,”

Imagining Trump as one of the residents of Sodom wanting to rape the two angels is... traumatic.