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Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel (theonion.com)

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

DUE TO TO THE TENOR AND DEPTH OF THIS FEMALE ANGEL’S LOVE MAKING

Um. Angels aren't normally considered to have gender.

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https://biblehub.com/q/do_angels_have_a_specific_gender.htm

While angels are frequently depicted using masculine pronouns and described as appearing in male form, Scripture does not teach that they possess gender in the human, biological sense.

EDIT: Ah, finished reading the article:

At press time, global markets had reportedly crashed to their lowest point this year after Trump posted a follow-up message stating that the angel he had sex with may have in fact been an alien.