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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 72 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

Masturbate furiously. The goal is to finish when the song ends.

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 1 points 16 minutes ago

Penis helicopter at finish

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is why I’m banned from Applebees.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

You and I have very different ideas of what an Applebee's are for.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 6 points 17 hours ago

Well that's just the icing on the cake

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 15 points 20 hours ago

The cake needed a little more icing anyway.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 20 points 22 hours ago

Like your style

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I could never last that long.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I know... All those relatives right in front of you!

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

You haven't met my relatives...