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Playing a goolock in a campaign right now. Got the direct attention of my patron after finding an artifact related to them. Now I have a writhing tentacle-like appendage where my left arm used to be.
Lucky.
I played a goolock a few years ago, when he finally got the proper attention of his patron, he, uh... delaminated. His patron briefly turned off the strong/weak nuclear forces holding his component atoms together.
Loras started that morning as a human man and ended that night as a pile of loose protons. Rough way to go, as they say.