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Afroman cleared in ‘Lemon Pound Cake’ defamation case (edition.cnn.com)

submitted 2 days ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Disappointingly his lawyer wasn't Harvey Birdman

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know the case wasn't actually about this but I can't understand why when executing a search warrant looking for kidnap victims you would proceed to ransacked the kitchen. Stick your head in there, is there anyone tied up in there, nope. So then you leave, I doubt someone's been held captive in the cutlery drawer.

[–] sthetic@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago

I only watched one of his videos, but there was a whole verse about that.

"Any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets?" he sings, over footage of cops rummaging through the jackets hanging in his closet.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Well as a matter of course cops look for drugs. Even when the resident called them for completely unrelated reasons