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[โ€“] davetortoise@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Making you not sleep isn't really the same as giving you energy, and since most people take it in the morning anyway it doesn't really matter

[โ€“] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I know you said "gives you energy" originally, but is that how most people think of coffee? I tend to think of it as "When I drink this I'll be less tired."