this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
1268 points (93.2% liked)

Programmer Humor

30436 readers
1728 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 48 points 2 days ago (18 children)

Dude, that's like hiring a truck driver and telling him his lorry will be pulled by 4 horses.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If they want to pay me to deliver stuff on a unicycle, I'll be delivering stuff on a unicycle. Do I want to ride a unicycle? Depends on the pay.

[–] tomjuggler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As someone who rides a unicycle professionally: what type of unicycle? Is the company specifying a particular brand because I only ride Nimbus.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 2 points 1 day ago

I'm afraid you're overqualified. It's an entry-level job.

Perhaps someone with higher standards like you would be a better fit for our penny-farthing department.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (15 replies)