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For some reason your comment reminded me of that ol' Tim Robinson ditty.
Also wouldn't his hair be like... permanently greasy? The only guy who's hair might be worse (other than trump but that's not hair as much as it is a region of spacetime that has a few more ppm of alpha helix protein than the hard vacuum) is Nutlick now that he has that gangsta-ass mullet.