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Anon beats his meat (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 120 points 2 days ago (17 children)

you can tell they're not actually British because in Britain people who have "willies" do not have "fannies"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they mean a strap-on and OP is, in fact, a woman?

Fake: the penis is plastic Gay: OP is a lesbian woman

[–] towerful@programming.dev 17 points 2 days ago

Illegal: the strap on is unlicense

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