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I wonder what his mom thinks of him turning into such a huge douchey asshole.
Is she surprised, or did she see it coming? Maybe he's always been so. He's the kid who made new rules for games and cried when the other kids wouldn't follow his rules.
She'd probably say "You've always been a disappointment to this family. You should've gone to war with Iran last year."
“Boromir would have invaded Iran and Iraq”
Boromir would have called it a war