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Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Next executive order: English is henceforth called American.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I could see them push to make the education system rename English classes to American classes and throw in a bunch of culture and propaganda into the curriculum to justify it.

[–] ati@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

As an English speaker I would welcome that development.

[–] excursion22@piefed.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Easy now, henceforth is a pretty big word.