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What's going to be their next trick? Launching a service that'll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it's done?
I don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.
Of course you did. Or else.
Drink a verification can to continue, consumer-slave.
Or if it will reach a conclusion or be prematurely dropped.
And provide a succinct list of talking points and responses to chat to people at work about?
Obviously, how else will you keep slaving away for shareholders AND consume media to keep that creatively bankrupt corpse afloat as well?
Sucks teeth. I suppose that would be a rather tall order without tool assistance. On a completely unrelated note, I just had the oddest flash of somebody having welded a golden(ish) bull to the front of a surplus APC ramming the resultant amalgamation into the nearest stock exchange and / or AI data center. No idea why.
Chem trails.
Looks suspiciously at the cold remains of my last cup of coffee.
...Yeah, probably.
Electric Monk. A device to believe things for you.
Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.
At least that way I'd get to enjoy it while dying from my aneurysm.
"The View? I'm gonna watch The View?"
"Hey Mikey. I think he likes it"
Getting every episode of Dr Oz uploaded to your frontal lobes.
or ANTI-VAXXERS entire manifesto/agenda into your brain.