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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Alaska isn't as "settled" as lower 48 (continental US), the wilderness is always there for mooks to wander into.

It will kill you, just one moose will ruin your day. And the moose are the least of your worries

you don't know what fear is until you've locked eyes with a bear.