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Anon reads Into the Wild (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I spent 2 hours playing connections today and then went home early. Office jobs are amazing.

Contrast that to subsistence farming or manufacturing widgets in China.

[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or salt mining. Or low income anal prostitution. Or live organ transplants.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Or low income anal prostitution.

Oh you mean a tech support job?

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I enjoy your comment, though really what's a better job?

[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Independent general contractor!

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sounds like real work. My hands don't do real work sadly, if I was out in the wild I would perish on the first day. Vultures circle every time I leave the apartment.