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The Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus) (www.esquire.com)

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[–] inimzi@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And Rabbi Kaduri predicted Netanyahu would be the last Prime Minister and instructed him to fulfill the prophecy by defeating Persia/Iran to bring the Messiah: 'Behold, a people rises like a lioness, and lifts itself up like a lion; it does not lie down until it consumes prey, and drinks the blood of the slain.' Crazies running the world

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That’s also not how lions work.