It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"How old are you?"

"Devilish green!"

"Awkward and curious!"

"Felt-tip pens!"

"A delicious salad!"

...

"You haven't answered how old you are."

"Oh yes we have, at least 10 people have answered you."

See I can do strawman too.

Not one has said "here's what we do to sheep according to veganism" and that's just the first point. The second is hunting deer. As it has to be done. The only options proposed so far only increase suffering.

I wonder why vegans think it's somehow more moral to allow packs of wolves to tear deer apart than shooting them, even if using wolves in all the places deer are could be done. (Which it most definitely can't, it's beyond naive to even think so.)

So vegans don't mind increased suffering, as long as they get to say their hands are clean of blood. Which is very weird, seeing as how no-one is forcing them hunt or shoot deer let alone eat them. But as a fact, it's undeniable that deer populations have to be managed.

I've gotten suggestions as ridiculous as "just feed all the deer contraceptives!"

First off, not physically possible. Secondly, not functional even if it was feasible, as you'd have no way of choosing some deer to not eat the contraceptives.

But hey, I don't mind you progressing belief in an irrational belief. Most people in the world do. It's called "religion", and youre doing it rn. :)