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submitted 4 months ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 90 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (19 children)

I have a visceral "AI" sensor that triggers when I see these:

"Rust Implementation (v2)"

"Performance Benchmarks (Validated)"

Human beings don't self-validate explicitly like that. AI loves doing it.

You generate code, there's a bug, you ask for a fix, your AI of choice will always output with:

*** Fix build issue ***

*** End fix ***

and then call it "Version 2 (Validated)".

Sometimes it's more subtle, but you can feel it, it loves adding "confirmed", "working", "validated".

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

"I'm confident in my solution."

Alarm bells.

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