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Ok so, I'm ALL ABOUT color coordination. For some reason, more then two different colors all together makes my eyes scream.

Ultimately, shit needs to match my fuckin outfit or at least my purse and if I'm feeling crazy, maybe at least just with my shoes.

For example,

All one color, pink. Which is also my favorite so, yea, obviously its Correct. My eyes don't hurt.

This ? You deserve execution. Pink and fucking ORANGE ? Kill yourself. I can't even remember my father's face now after looking at it.

Anyway, I know this opinion is pretty common for ultimately almost actually well pretty much everyone so I guess I answered my own question. More than likely you obviously agree so yea makes sense.

#YayGayStuff🌈

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So I was sitting down talking to my friends, I'm 36 by the way. And my friend Javier said he really loves the song Peaches and Cream and that it's his favorite song.

I told him that I'm more of a nectarine kind of guy and he just lost his shit. He said that I wasn't uneducated buffoon highly unseasoned, and that it was pretty shitty of me to use the n-word and how it really speaks for my character.

I asked him just to confirm and double-check saying, "You're talking about the word nectarine right?"

He called me a dumb shit and said yes obviously, and continued with the reason that I'm not allowed to use that word because I'm not a professional fruit enthusiast.

I don't know, I feel like his reaction was a little bit excessive what do you think? Did I cross the line here by saying the n word?

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I know he has lots of powers like flying and laser vision but does he have superdick powers?

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