ausmemes

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A map of Australia, with different sections labelled with areas from other parts of the world with similar climates.

• The northern coast is labelled: Thailand
• Small patches of northern Queensland, northwest Victoria, and southwest NSW: Northern India
• Most of the areas east of the Great Dividing Range: Louisiana
• The southeastern corner, including most of Tasmania: England
• Kosciuszko: Finland
• Interior of Tasmania: Alaska
• Small patches of southwest Victoria, southeast South Australia, and southwest Western Australia: Coastal Washington
• Most of the southern coast: Southern Nevada (Los Angeles)
• A large area around Perth and a small area west of Adelaide: Southern California
• Southern Western Australia: Central Spain
• Western Queensland, northwestern NSW, and central Northern Territory: Southern Texas
• The vast majority of the interior of the country: Sahara Desert

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The "epic handshake" meme showing two muscled men clasping hands. The join of their hands reads "shouldn't havev filed that defamation suit". The man on the left is labelled "Bruce Lehrmann", and on the right is "Ben Roberts-Smith".

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A balding man in suspenders reads a news paper while talking to a grey-haired glasses-wearing woman. The newspaper is titled "The Australian". There is a teapot and mugs on the table they sit at.

The man says to the woman "this bloody paper's half the size it used to be!!"

The woman responds "of course dear, they used to publish both sides of a story."

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A screenshot of Twitter

[Profile picture showing a blond woman holding a stuffed toy koala] australian kitsch 🦘@OzKitsch ·

Woolworths Coupons For Feb 2024:
100% Off CEOs
Get promo code F0URC0RNERS

Something about fibre to the node inspired me.

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4 stickers placed on different areas of a supermarket. 1, 2, and 4 use the green colours and logo of Woolworths. The third is red with the Coles logo, with a red hand pointing downwards with its middle finger.

Special: You deserve steak for dinner. You can't afford it, but you deserve it.

Special: We understand that times are tough, and that's why we pay our CEO over $20,000 a day. That's the median wage of a Tasmanian before the end of the week!

Special: If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't.

Special: We've made over $1 billion in profits whilst you can't even afford bread.

More quality OC from me to you <3 Don't repost to reddit or I will hunt you down, tie you up and force feed you a jar of vegemite!

Nah, but fair cop, who could be bothered with that?

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