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Disney has not been able to capitalize off of much with Star Wars but for the Mandalorian.

Understanding that music is the most popular thing in the world and wanting to find a way to make Star Wars profitable and carry the banner of LGBTQ without doing so overly explicitly, they have decided to create an AI-generated virtual singer that is Jar Jar Binks plus Lady Gaga.

They have bought the rights to the entire Lady Gaga catalogue and begin to create songs based off of this that are part Weird Al Yankovic and part Adele (Lady JaJar has a really powerful voice but lacks range, just like Adele).

Poop Will Tear Us Apart is a film series that features a monster which travels through the sewers and emerges from toilets to attack people. It appears as a giant log of poop that can grow arms and legs - it can even blind its prey with Hershey squirts, something it often does before bludgeoning them to death with its own solid stool limbs.

Done entirely in the 80s slasher genre, it features an 80s soundtrack that, naturally, has Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart" as the feature track.

Perfect for the sequels:

Poop Will Tear Us Apart... Again. Poop Will Tear Us Apart ... Again II Poop Will Keep Tearing Us Apart Forever I Know That Poop Tore You Apart Last Summer Poop Vs. Jason: Who Will Tear Us Apart? Poop Terror On Elm Street The Poopyville Horror The Poop Witch Project

Etc.