"What makes you qualified to be employed by Pink Food Tray Inc?"
"I can shit on a bullseye from a quarter of a mile up."
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And yet if I use that response in an interview, it's "unprofessional" and gets me "escorted out of the building by security."
It wasn't to be a coo-rier