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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

That's just the normal procedure to check your oil on a German luxury car

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

could also be an Audi owner doing timing work on one of those engines with the timing chain at the back of the engine

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh god, i once had the opportunity to buy an AMG for pretty cheap. I didn't buy it because i don't trust these cars. One month later i saw the car again in my friends garage, the whole engine was halfed and wide open because some timing belt or a turbo oil filter. I don't remember, but it was a 3 dollar part and like 60 hours of work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I swear some companies design engines to just be put together once and that's it. Absolute nightmare to service.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Narrator: "The day he decided to check his car's oil levels was the last time he was seen alive. And when the wife was suspicious of the smell of the rotting dead body, it was already too late." dramatic music

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Warning! Crude pun in title!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Someone's dad did a fly-by.