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trip would send god out the door

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Kratos. Thanos had god-like powers, Kratos killed actual gods including the fates themselves.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

V1 ultrakill would have Thanos shitting and pissing himself

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

why kill half the universe for "balance" when you can kill 100% of it for blood!

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Havent seen him yet, but doomguy would absolutely fuck thanos up. Mans killed one of the strongest beings in hell barehanded and stopped the demonic invasion of earth in a matter of weeks.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

Mario. Have fun living when he smashes you with his ass at half the speed of light.

Prince of All Cosmos. Thanos is no where near the largest thing that's been in a Katamari.

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

abs love I was going for Façade-posting but I actually accidentally created a honey trap for nerds (not derogatory, this time)

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I wanted:

Grace: Trip, you said you were going to put that away.

*phone rings*

thanos: hard melon require throbbing will

:0

>:[

Trip: Okay, thanos you need to leave now

I got:

The buff senator from metal gear rising could beat thano, but only when red sun is playing

[–] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

If his smash adaptation is anything to go by, Thanos will be begging for mercy as he gets 0 to death'.

[–] twykomantis@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kirby is the stuff of Thanos' nightmares.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] UnsavoryMollusk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Humanity has peaked. Thanks to you. This is the greatest achievement of our species. The magnum opus. The proof that humanity is god incarnate.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] not_organic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)