jeff "baldy" bezus' wife's mouth makes her look like a smiling Titan
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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I'm getting some Micheal Jackson Thriller vibes.
@protonprivacy@mastodon.social
Paging Andy!
Man, don't you know? The law ain't made to help earthy cats like us. Here on our planet, back in the old days – back in the real old days – it was just every man for himself, scrooblin' and scrat-scrotlin' for the good stuff, the greenest valleys and scrat-scroblin'. And the strongest, meanest men got the best stuff. They got the green valleys and were like "The rest of you, y'all scrats get sand." And that's when they made the laws, you see. Once the strong guys got it how they liked it, they said "This is fair now. This is the law." Once they were winning, they changed the rules up.
Democrats think the elites are the 1%. Republicans think the elites are the 20%.
YO I'm an ELITE?! Suck it, bitches!
Uuuuuuugh....so jelly!
To be fair, I barely squeak into that 20%, the cutoff being like $115,000 a year. I live in one of the most expensive places in the world, though, so most of my income goes to cost of living, womp womp. I have a roof over my head and food on my table, so I'm fine, but I'm really not doing as well as I should be all things considered. I massively sympathize for those that aren't as fortunate as me though. The whole system is bullshit.
My wife and I together pull roughly the same. We're basically living month to month. We're tightening the belt, and still aren't really able to save, always seems to be random very expensive things popping up that needs delt with immediately. Any time we get ahead a bit we get fucked with needing to replace the roof or the like. Treading water is what it feels like.
always seems to be random very expensive things popping up that needs delt with immediately
I feel this in my soul. My dog and my car gobbled up like $5,000 recently... I was planning on traveling abroad this Spring. I'm not going to be traveling abroad this Spring lol.
Uuuuuuugh.....the car....smfh... I need it otherwise I have a 2+ hr commute each way. But if it doesn't stop being a pit to burn money in..... And then there's the cat. If I didn't love the little bastard so very much I'd have turned him into a hat already....
Oh, you filthy elite you...
I know, I'm sorry. Please PayPal me if you can. I'll put it towards my next and first yacht. I'm a massive 0.0000001% of the way there
Do you accept SKIBIDICOIN?
you misunderstood, he said drown in the swamp
Swamp the drain.
Bezos won't
Where did that alien come from?
None of the scum wants the swamp drained once they are floating on top of it.
Zuckerberg looks like an alien wearing a rubber human suit. And man, they all look so punchable dont they.
Lauren Sanchez being up there is so hilarious, I can't decide if it's a power move by Bezos or her wanting to be in the spotlight or what? She just stands out with no other wives/partners up there.
Hell of a TRE that is
Seriously how do these cultist not see what they are doing?