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[–] Katrisia@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I hope he doesn't hear about the Gulf of California. He is not going to understand that the Californias were Mexican and, thus, the Gulf is still named after the fact. He's going to claim some wacky s*it like "the name indicates it belongs to one of our states", "Mexicans are trying to steal California's assets", or something like that.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Wait till he 'rebrands' to

Ameristan

or maybe

Trumpmania

[–] kbal@fedia.io 6 points 11 months ago

In other news, the moon will be called Lunar America and the Pacific Ocean is now known as the Sea of Freedom.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago

The media now see's it's job as shutting up and taking the bait, i see

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Ah, focusing on the importance issues concerning Americans, truly making us great again!

[–] Marin_Rider@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago

so glad the new government is focussing on this woke nonsense and not things that matter to ordinary people

[–] BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And I declare the US to be "South Canada"

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