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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Theft of garbage. Sure, store owner, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Life inherently steals. We steal each others carbon when we die.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So you're saying I should just take the whole plant.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Heck yeah I would! Oh look, here's a nice one. I think I'll put it next to the car I downloaded

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

More like volunteer janitoring with benefits.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

We really do live in a dystopia.

So many examples every day.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

… picking up

No, Carl. I clearly up loaded that shit into my biodiversity.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I fully support this sign. I think I'll print up a few dozen copies, and post them at every garden center in the area.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can't, like, OWN Mother Nature man....

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes I would! A weed plant!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I grew professionally for many years. That's exactly how it works lol. Consistency is key and cloning is the way. I've sold single clones for thousands of dollars but the 2nd one was always for maybe a hundred bucks.

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