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Alright. Y'all ever hear about the shaggs?
A dad was told by a fortune teller that his yet-unborn kids were destined for musical stardom. After that, the dad had no choice but to force his eventual kids into a band.
These kids had no musical training. No sense of rhythm, no sense of pitch.
Their released music is the auditory equivalent of a child's crayon drawing hung on the fridge. It's astoundingly disjointed. It's all wrong. Frank Zappa said they're better than the Beatles. SOMEONE out there likes screamo. Some folks out there like bagpipes. Then what happens? Your neighbor loves blasting screamo. You've played yourself. Unless Frank Zappa is moving in, you'd be hard pressed to find a potential buyer that like the shaggs.
Someone went ahead of me and mentioned Nightcore, but I'll add any song by DJ KHALED would work too.
The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of βItβs a Small Worldβ every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea itβs even happening. Look up the βmosquito toneβ.
Why try to delay it? Also trying to buy a house in this economy sheesh
Opera singing and high pitched violin
The Cattle Callin album buy Hank III. Every song is "music" played along with cattle auctioneers doing their thing
Reggae can be fun, especially to dance to, but when heard through a wall, you mostly hear the bass and all reggae has the same bass track. It's almost comical, like that beat is a requirement of the genre. After hours of reggae you'll wanna smash that stereo.
happy hardcore
The soundtrack to The Music Man
Lady Jane the Mini Mermaid
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IVHPbda9MYQ
Disclaimer: Loud audio warning around 2:50
Also, you'll probably need eye bleach and a sanity check after a few times watching or listening to that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLa8Br569gA
Edit: I take it back. This is awesome. Those laser guns are legit.
For me, it has to do with context.
Upbeat pop music while heading to the finish line of a 5k? Pretty good.
Upbeat pop music while I'm waiting in the psychiatrist's office so I can tell them my life is spiraling out of control? Not preferable.
Not sure about annoying, but have you considered psyopus? It tends to be my goto to piss people off
Crazy Frog
Turn on the radio (to a contemporary pop station) and you'll see. Especially with all that christmas music right now.
It's not necessarily the most annoying- but to give an impression that you are people you do not want to live next to, just crank some psytrance. I love me a good doof party, but holy shit I would not want to live next to one.
You will Annoy the shit out of people if you play this, especially '@@@@@' at full volume
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