"Why did the [Outlook severs, FAA ATC, National Weather Service, Whatever else] crash then?"
"You're right to push back. I made a mistake, and that's on me."
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2026
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- write the code, make no mistakes
- then write the test, make no mistakes
- then write the pull request, make no mistakes
- then review the pull request, make no mistakes
- then review your review of the pull request, make no mistakes
- then remind me of what we are doing
C'mon, AI!
Fuck it just rewrite the whole database in Rust
Ah ha! You didn’t say no mistakes! Time for all the mistakes!
All the mistakes? My parents are gonna be so disappointed when they find out my mom is pregnant with me again.
That's when you start the LLM showdown and burn all the tokens to have them compete. You eliminate all LLMs that make mistakes, despite your perfect "make no mistake" prompt. You end up with no LLM and are back to square one, where you make mistakes with your brain. It's mistakes all the way down, tracing back to the first stone, which ever touched a human-ish hand.
Telling AI to make no mistakes is like telling a CEO to have empathy. Both are futile.
Is this just a meme or do people actually put that in their prompts?
They do in fact
I can't fix her.
I'd consider using a home assistant modeled after her for the lulz.
Who are these characters? I'm unfamiliar with this media...
I'm kinda jealous that you get to discover Nathan Fielder for the first time. Clear your weekend schedule.
Or a GPS
-Drive over the edge this bridge.
-I don't think that sounds right
-it's a shortcut, I know about shortcuts, why would I lie to you?
digging this meme template, it has potential
Don't worry, I'll be reusing it everytime slop causes major outages. Literally just change the top and the meme has legs for days.
take my Lemmy gold, kind stranger.
That looks awful. I love it.
Ah, but the true reward is
I didn't make it, feel free to use this as well:
The irony of offering slop to the OP of this post 😅
Is that slop? I thought it was just 3d rendered or photoshopped. What about it says slop?
Strange leg placement and foot design, and the twenty tails.
oooh.... I thought that was just one big tail.
sigh. this is exactly why we can't have nice things. OK, here's a quick take on something better, what do y'all think?
Perfect!
Full marks, truly captures the spirit of Lemmy.
awesome, here's my final version for now, with alt-text:
I'm afraid to ask what those lines are behind its back.
... What are those lines?
yeah, apparently it's slop, I'm working on something better;
I don't even know which HQ this is making a dig at because so many stupid people in charge of shit are forcing their employees to use AIslop. It's like the same places that have mandatory return to office are the same falling for AI hype.
MS implied that some of their problems were load management.
Jensen could help out with that, I heard he's available.
If EH thinks she did nothing wrong, why is she ok with being in prison? Will we ever find out how her brain works? Should psychopaths be allowed to be parents? I have so many questions.