Kato. Spoken like "caw-toe".
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Have you considered crunchwrap supreme?
I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.

Dean.
I’m thinking crunchwrap.
This is the answer. The internet has decided!
Newman.
Tux
I was thinking Tux or Batman.
There's some good ideas here for OP's wife: https://www.wikihow.com/Black-and-White-Cat-Names
Don’t leave us hanging OP! What did you name the little guy?
We've settled on Mongolian Beef.
Mongo for short. Fits his personality. He's a goddamned terror.

Do you happen to have a donut as well?
Give crunchwrap extra pets for me.
Richard.
Just look at that face a total, ahem, Richard.
Oreo
Wadsworth, in honor of Tim Curry
Scruffy says he wants to be called Scruffy

I mean, Crunchwrap is an amazing name. But I also think he kinda looks like the knights who say nii from Monty Python. So maybe something around that.
Shrubbery.
Oooh, a tuxedo, they're mad fkrs. Is it the Chinese people who call them cow cats? I have one. I named her Sparrow, after captain Jack sparrow. Because she's absolutely mad. No fear. She once brought a rat into my house, she's a particularly small cat, people think she's still a kitten, the rat was nearly as big as her. It was biting her, she didn't care. She was in heaven. I was holding a bucket over this rat, side note, I'm ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of rats, so I'm holding this bucket with a book, and my plan is catch and release. But I'm terrified, so I'm just holding this bucket and shaking and not really able to go near the rat. The rat got so sick of being attacked by my cat, it walked to the bucket and put itself in. Like just with, I'm done with this, vibes. And I took it outside. And ran back inside squealing ew.
So yeah. My similar looking cat is named Sparrow.
Gilgamesh
Dong (his lil face)
Try saying random words till the cat comes to you. When it does, repeat the last couple words till you find out what they are coming to. That is their name. That's how I ended up with a perpetual kitten named Mike Wazowski. She loved playing fetch with small balls of aluminum foil.
Vigo the Carpathian
We have a similarly patterned cat that we named Hydrox because Oreo sounded too generic. Droxie now rules the house. Good luck naming your kitty
Droxie now rules the house.
This is the natural order of things.
Caspian. I had a cat named Caspian a long while back. He was solid black, but yours has an expression that reminds me of him. He was amazing.
Mephiston, Lord of Death.
catty mc'catface?
Gazpacho
Achilles, because he looks like he is wearing one of those ancient Greek helmets.
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Mr. Pickles the Cimmerian
Purrito.
Odoaker or Geiserich
Bring back names of the kings that brought down the empty husk of the Roman Empire.
Emperor Nero Luxaflexus Crunchwrap Supreme