"You can milk anything with nipples"
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"I have nipples, can you milk me?"
Uh, possibly, as it turns out:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/
If you wouldn't eat oak wood, why would you eat other vegetal products? ... Please stop eating at all?
Also, you don't need to turn vegal just because you don't drink milk, you could be vegetalian without be vegan.
To be vegan, you also need to prefer artificial wool to real one, and other similar animal products…
I'd try dog milk. I think it'd be expensive, though. I mean you'd need to milk a lot of dogs just to get one gallon.
I'm drinking cow milk because I can't secure a source of the natural one I'm supposed to drink.
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There's a good point there. Milk is milk. May or may not taste the same, but ain't no shame in milk from other critters