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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] TWeaK@lemmy.today 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Incoming mandatory closed source government ID software for the tracking device you carry in your pocket.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They literally already mooted that in the UK.

[–] TWeaK@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Thankfully.

For now..

We'll see how Palantir turns out.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"Mooted" means nearly the opposite in British English of what it does in American English. @DakRalter@thelemmy.club is saying they already started discussing it, which is a bad thing.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Those two standards don't make sense, I'll create a third one to fix all shortcomings!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Careful, if you continue that thought to its conclusion you're gonna end up with Esparanto or something.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

There's worse. There's better as well though.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, just to clarify, that's what I meant! It's on the table.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Tabling" means the opposite in American English too, BTW. To "table a motion" in the US means to take it off the table, LOL!

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago

I know, I did that on purpose ;)

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Cool, the fed can pay for it. Expect me to only turn it on when asked.

[–] TWeaK@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Turning it on only when you're using it doesn't stop it harvesting all your Bluetooth interaction data (like covid contact tracing). That's what Android Auto does with Ford cars - the car isn't just tracking you when you drive it and reporting back to Ford, it's tracking where you go with your phone based on all the Bluetooth devices you ping.

The best solution is to just not have it. Or, if you have to have it, have it on a spare device.

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Faraday bag

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's whats awesome about the Steam Deck in comparison to something like the Switch. I have taken my Deck completely apart (because my screen broke), and all i needed were some standard tools. You can put whatever OS you want on it, you can play whatever you want with it, you can replace parts as you see fit - mine is currently waiting for the moment i have to open it up the next time, i got myself a completely transparent body for it.

That makes me think: is there a LED controller somewhere in the Steam Deck?

[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago

It especially cool that steam deck basically set the rules upon arrival:

  • Being cheap (not anymore tho) — it was two to three times cheaper than competitives
  • Providing best user experience with SteamOS — showing that UI matters on such devices
  • Being serviceable — you can easily fix or at least replace components

It's not like they was first company to present x86 handheld, but they was first one who was able to take off. I bought asus rog ally year ago (with z1extreme) and I already swapped os, nvme and sticks in it, battery will be next, cause in this model it abysmally small. And I can bet if not for stream deck, even if asus would release rog ally, it would cost x2 and repairability would basically none existent. And chance are it would have problems with linux (like their rog ally xbox version)

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I replaced the battery on mine already. Only problem was that damn glue you got to melt.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, i got myself the iFixit toolkit for the screen replacement, which comes with this nice heating pad you can warm up in the microwave to loosen the glue from both the screen and the battery. Still have it, it's now in my general toolkit, because there's always something glued down nowadays.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I used a heat gun, I was still afraid to over do it and blow up the battery. Other than that, easy fix with a knock off battery as the official ones were sold out.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah that's also the thing i like about the heating pad - it's really hard to overdo it, even if it takes a while for the heat to penetrate down to the glue. I experienced thermal runaway in a damaged LiIon battery once on my old phone (thought i could use leverage to remove the battery, but it shorted internally) - i was just fast enough to throw it in a bucket and place it on our tiled terrace and watched the fireworks.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I don't own my pets :(

Also, are my kids even mine?

[–] wizardfrag@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You can definitely open them. Closing them again would be harder…

[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

not that difficult, but some functionality might be lost.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not to mention the now voided warranty.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Thank goodness for a thriving secondary market!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my girlfriend who loves me more than anyone in the world, turned my cat into a sandwich

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

At least she owns the cat now.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Well you don't own your kids, they own themselves.

[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Unless you're in favor of slavery you don't own your kids.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

yea they have rights :/

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

lumi the goat

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

As a guy who got a beta gmail account around a million years ago - what's a decent free email that can do as good with spam?

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