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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Not jealous, but am curious if we were to shoot the guy, if all the money comes pouring out like rings out of Sonic.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Finally a use for the iron maiden!

I assume spikes work as well as bullets for this method.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just delicious ketamine blood

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

It doesn't because the money doesn't exist

[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well, at least you'd have a Wikipedia page about you.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t need a million dollars to do nothin’. My cousin’s broke; don’t do shit.

[–] TootTootComingThru@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All that money and he's still a joyless dweeb and his own kids hate him.

What a sad, weird, little "man".

[–] SouthEndSunset@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This post and your comment made me realise you never see him photo’d out and about, in any sense. What does he do with his time? Apart Xeet, or whatever Tweeting is called these days.

He literally does not have fun with any friends that he has not hired. Most of his dozen or so women that he turkey basted with his likely mangled, nazi dick, he employed or outright paid.

He's a joyless, sad, little guy even though he had all the money and access in the world. He's a waste.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Only difference between the two is that rich one has a 1 I front of all his zeros

[–] Una@europe.pub 7 points 2 weeks ago

Im hungy :3

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

picture of the ceiling as background? i heard of shower thoughts, but i think this more of a laying on bed though

[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ancient artifacts from Snapchat.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ancient artifacts from Snapchat.

Way to accidentally sound like a 31st century archaeologist 😄

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works -2 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck OP digging on the poorest guy he supposedly knows. Fuck you.