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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Also you're running low on toilet paper.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

And the last person to use it didn't realize it had clogged.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 8 points 12 hours ago

"thanks, coffee."

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

People Order Our Patties

[–] hark@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

There must be a better way... introducing, the Turd Trench Coat (TM) (patent pending)!

[–] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Every damn time

[–] Imperious_melange@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

You can always depend on depends adult diapers

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 10 hours ago

body does this to me all the time. need to know. good then we are out the door. Get to car. dammit.

[–] Misty@lemy.lol 1 points 10 hours ago

This or when you're about to get into a wow dungeon....then your booty goes....hold the gates.. :/