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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 hours ago

Nightwing has nothing in Harley.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 93 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Batman: “Leave me alone, I have to beat up a clown.”

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Julie Newmar 😍😍😍

... I would've made a terrible Batman. I see why they gave the job to that other guy.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 9 points 15 hours ago

I discovered Batman as a kid watching Adam West reruns. She’s amazing and remains one of my favorite versions. She came back in the role about ten years ago in two 60s theme animated movies with West and Ward and they’re worth the watch.

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Now I want a storry, where Joker is just in love with Harley, so he does all the criminal sh*t just to impress her, cause she kinda insane.

After years he realizes this is unhealthy and just goes and get's a desk Job and once in a while has beer with bruce and rants about past.

[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

How about the opposite where Harley Quin leaves Joker and starts dating Poison Ivy. Meanwhile Joker loses his memory and forgets he's the Joker, so he dates a latina housewife with a child, then runs for mayor.

Plot of Harley Quin on HBO.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 points 13 hours ago

In Batman TAS episode "Almost Got Him" Poison Ivy walks in on a card game between Penguin, Joker, Killer Croc, and Two-Face.

Ivy says hello to Two-Face and Harvey says that half of him wants to strangle her and the other half wants to shoot her.

Joker looks at Penguin. "They used to date."

[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 52 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@piefed.world 26 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

When it comes to fighting batman? No.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

When it comes to pleasuring Harley? Yes

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yet she's still into him, so which one is crazier?

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Hey it can be both!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 35 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Video games are so thirsty now.

At least leave some mysterious triangles!

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 49 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Did you hear about the nude code? It works, my cousin told me about it.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 17 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Joker doesn't chase Bats.

Joker does his thing and knows Bats will track him.

Joker is the coy maiden, Bats the ardent suitor.

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

No one's gonna buy your smutty fanfic!stop shelling it so brazenly!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 15 hours ago

It's either 'shilling' or 'selling.'

This is 'shelling.'

https://youtu.be/w869BWTJuh8

You're welcome

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Chill. I bet he'd send you a free chapter or two if you just asked nicely. 🤞

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Ingénue joker is now lore accurate canon.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 4 points 15 hours ago

ACE Chemicals. Not even once.

Ok, maybe twice.

[–] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 19 hours ago

Chasing Batman and being an unhinged little shit goblin is how he landed that

Follow your bliss, kings

[–] Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 5 points 15 hours ago

Maybe he isn't into baseball.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Maybe chasing Batman is what keeps Harley chasing Joker?

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I mean let’s face it, the Joker’s insane schemes would take more time to plan and implement, logistically, than any one man has in the week.

[–] IpsumLauren@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

some men just want to watch the world burn