"we really dig your vibe"
And then you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice while they're getting the scalpel ready so you book it nked down the hotel hallway. Your wallet is gone.
You are now the main character in an action comedy movie.
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2026
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Wish that would happen to me :(
say "i am an unicorn" 3 times on some weird kink site and your wish might be granted
Unicorns are not dudes so this will not apply to 99.9% of users here.
does it only apply to women?
what about ramontic gay couples snacking a third platonically? is that a rhinoceros ?
also some straight couples look for a man, you gotta be flexible you know
My wife and I are in the lifestyle.
It's incredibly easy to find a male third.
A bisexual woman who is willing to join a heterosexual couple is much much harder to find. That's why they call em unicorns.
Wow, I found it much, much more difficult to find bisexual men wanting threesomes than women. But that may simply be because it was easier as a woman to find other women to join.
I consider both men and women willing to join couples unicorns.
So true. Or a truly bisexual 3rd, man or woman. Hard to find. Straight or mostly straight dudes are everywhere.
When you’re a dude in your 20s, the husband is in his 60s, and the wife is in her 40s, there’s a good chance he’s more of a observer than a participant.
or she
Just understand what will be expected later if you do.