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Simple line drawing of a shark made of lava sitting next to a boy in boots, a skirt and a shirt with BG across the front. Caption above reads: shark lava and boy girl

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 7 hours ago

And when Lava Shark swims underground, they're known as Magma Shark.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Is this a fireboy and watergirl reference?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 7 hours ago

There are 2 likely original word orders, just search for both

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Sharkboy_and_Lavagirl

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 74 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 7 points 18 hours ago

heck OP change it to this, gosh that hurt me eyes

[–] inbn@lemmy.zip 35 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

As long as the villain is still an extreme close up of George Lopez's disembodied head I'm in

[–] NichtElias@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I'd argue that's more of a lava shark than shark lava

[–] rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

Also appears to be a girl boy rather than a boy girl, and the image description seems to agree. But maybe she's a femboy-themed girl?

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

damn, this shit caught me so hard i had to scroll back to ponder this with you

i believe you're correct, which means that shark lava is incredibly terrifying

not that the lava shark isn't immediately a threat wherever they go,

but shark lava is a disaster without question, far reaching and physics bending

and like, where could you go to run from shark lava? i bet it is as at-home under water as it is exploding out the top of mountains

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I read shark lava in the same context as like, herpes and cat herpes. As in it's to sharks what lava is to us. Does that mean lava for sharks is different than lava for us? Maybe, I'm not some shark theorist.

[–] pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago

now I wonder what lava shark and girl boy are up to these days

[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 16 points 23 hours ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 21 hours ago

Somehow read that as shark larva and was confused.

Is Boy Girl just Robin when he’s not working with Batman?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 19 hours ago

I always thought that show was about 10 or 20 years too late. Or maybe I was being old