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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago

Wrong...

Where are my fellow book nerd/librarian fetishists at?

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 points 12 hours ago

glasses are lowkey my fetish

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world -2 points 7 hours ago

It is technically a generic weakness, the exact thing evolution selects against and thus will probably naturally become less attractive over time.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Don't you watch movies? Someone with glasses can just stop wearing them at any time with no ill effects.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Watching 3D movies in the cinema with prescription glasses AND 3D glasses sucks...

Either its too dark, or too blurry :(

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Actually, glass wearing phase is a metamorphosis all superheroes. They lose the glasses once they are fully grown

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 12 hours ago

heh, you haven't even seen my full power

removes glasses

trips

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Was gonna say, glasses can be extremely sexy :-)

Not mine though, I just added a cord to them so now I can look like a granny at work, lol

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Same. I look better with mine on and you can pry them from my cold, dead hands

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

I think they're supposed to go on your face.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like girls with glasses.

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago

I like boys and girls with glasses.

Honestly think they look good on most people.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Same mate same

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My glasses are cute as hell!

It's the rest of my face that's the problem 😭

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I don't believe ya.

[–] ollie@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

thats so real 😭

IKR? I'd never fuck a pair of glasses. I'd fuck their wearer.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People keep telling me how badass I look in my glasses

Clearly they are all lying

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Hey. You look BadAss